Poop, just because

No one else is going to say it for me so I might as well. Welcome back!

Thank you, thank you, it's good to be back!

Now that I got that out of my system for the moment I would like to say yes, it is true, I am back. I know you have been waiting and waiting, wondering if I would ever grace these electronic pages again. Surprise! Here I am again. I am going to try to stay a little longer and be a bit more regular this time. I may have said that before, I'm not sure, and since I have a strict no reading of the already typed blogs rule, I'm just gonna go with it. I always wondered how anything I write makes since if I don't read over it before I post it, then I figure spell check is smarter than me so it will pick up on what I was trying to say and let me know if I said it right, as well as spelling of course! So if something ever doesn't make any sense it's because of my unwillingness to reread whatever it is I have already posted, and spell check, don't judge me to harshly.

I don't remember where I was going with this post now so I will just ramble on and see how many people actually read it to the end.

In important news my baby is definitely a toddler now. And practicing for the terrible twos. He's still got like four months, I guess he thinks he needs extra practice. It's alright though, except when he laughs at you in time out, is too cute to say no to when you have to, decides to save a diaper by taking it off and pooping throughout his bedroom, and tries to set his own bedtime every night by seeing how long he can keep his eyes open! We usually get him in bed around 2:30am. Fun times! That's just what I had to deal with today! Mr. Toddler has started potty training as well. He does fantastic throughout the day, except he would rather poop on the floor than in his potty. He still has not pooped in the potty.

The other day Mr. T (as in Mr. Toddler not the other guy) and my Hubby had a conversation. Something to the sound of this:
Hubby: (After putting his diaper back on for the 74th time that day) If you don't leave your diaper on I am going to ductape it on.
Mr. T: Quack quack
Which the Hubs took as some kind of challenge and went to find the tape as I tried to explain it was the duck part that Mr. T heard and answered with what the duck says.

Come to think of it, maybe it was a challenge.

Back on track, I have finally decided to start couponing. So I have little file like folders to hold my coups and have printed a bazillion off different sites on the Internet. Now the Hubs says I'm going all crazy with the coupons. I don't understand why he cares if he is saving money from my crazy ways! I saved $10 at the store yesterday! Go me! I know not much, but I am pumped!

In other news I have decided to loose some poundage! That's right I have decided to say farewell to auntie flab and granny love handles! So step one of my no more fat relatives plan, stop drinking soda. And I haven't had any since my birthday! (1w1d) Another yeah me! Step two of NMFR plan (abbreviated to save time) is to eat better. I don't really eat terribly to start with, but I am going to watch how much I eat through the day and go from there. I am keeping a food diary for a week to see what it looks like and I will be completely honest with it. If it goes in my mouth it goes in the book. Step number three will be a planned work out routine, from my wonderful Hubby, because he needs the practice anyway. When he grows up he wants to be a personal trainer! Yeah for Hubs!

So I think that's long enough for my first time back in a couple months. Hope to see you again soon!